Today's Project: Fallout from the Weekend of Misery Continues

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 01/23/2017 at 11:48 • Filed to: None

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After picking my wife up from the scene of the dead Sienna, I went out to get her some take out for dinner. While waiting for the food, I was enjoying a beer and some bread and thinking about the cost of getting a new car that we did not plan for. The Sienna was almost paid for, and we were looking forward to no car payment.

Then, CRUNCH! Was there a chunk of seed in that black olive tapenade that I had been enjoying with the bread? NO, SIR! That, my friend, was a chunk of my tooth. WHAT THE FUCK? Is this what middle age has wrought, that I am slowly falling apart, piece by piece like the plastic dash of an 80s Japanese car?

Apparently so.

My dentist can’t fit me in. Fortunately, I have a client who are a lovely husband and wife dental team who have agreed to see me at 10:15 am. Don’t get old, Oppo.

I am working on PowerPoints on my laptop from home for my upcoming labor seminar in Temecula the first week in February.

I get to go to Monterey this week for a labor law presentation at an annual event that I sponsor. I go over Wednesday afternoon and come back Friday morning.

This is the first time I feel the pain of not having the Sunchaser. It is so fun to drive it over there. I know, these are first world problems.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > ImmoralMinority 01/23/2017 at 11:54

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It is time to begin the cybernetic implantation process.

LOREM IPSUM > ImmoralMinority 01/23/2017 at 11:57

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Replace the Sienna with a vintage dustbuster van, and spend the new van money on replacing all of the OEM teefs with permanent implants.

S65 > ImmoralMinority 01/23/2017 at 12:07

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Olives are gross, and now they’re after my teeth. Wonderful.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > ImmoralMinority 01/23/2017 at 12:15

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As someone who has had xrowns, root canals, and an implant done I hope you like hanging out with dentist types. I won the genetic lottery for soft enamel so I get to hang out with mine regularly.

Sounds like a crown is in your future, which isnt terrible. Implants are big money and take several visits.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > ImmoralMinority 01/23/2017 at 12:18

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Now seems like the perfect time to pick up one of those cool Kei vans that are turning 25.

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/23/2017 at 12:20

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for Michigan > LOREM IPSUM 01/23/2017 at 12:20

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Dustbuster + 3800SC.

I’m sure there’d still be plenty left over for teeth.

for Michigan > S65 01/23/2017 at 12:21

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Any olive that isn’t a black olive is a good olive.

(That sounds racist when I say it out loud.)

S65 > for Michigan 01/23/2017 at 12:28

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hAte all olives equally